Poohbear316's definitions

dead eye shart

When an aging,overweight,bald man shits the bed while sleeping naked with his significant other

I need to clean the sheets before Lisa gets home. I had another dead eye shart last night.

by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017

hanlin baby

A supposedly white baby that somehow has sickle cell.

Johnson: "me and my wife are white,

how can my son have sickle

cell?"
Me: "You have a hanlin baby"

by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017

gullifer cancer

An form of cancer contagious to family and friends. Every time it's contracted it is more aggressive, forcing the originator to experience additional suffering by watching their loved ones die around them.

I hope you get gullifer cancer and have to watch your kid die right before you do!!!!

by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017