Edward Mejia

Coolest and sexist man on the planet

I went with an Edward Mejia and had a fantastic date

by cutieblonde December 23, 2022

Edward the maneating train

A Roblox Rip-off of Charles the Choo choo train

“Charles the choo choo train is a good game”

“You mean Edward the maneating train?”

“F*** you”

by A person who likes explaining December 30, 2022

Edward etim

A good vibrant young man with a big giant cock

Edward ETIM is a guru

by anonymous January 4, 2023

edward jew

justin salad donald egg jumpin chicken range.

i want to pull a edward jew on you.

by edwardnuokk January 24, 2023

Edward Dane Mauldin

A real slut of a man.

Wow! Edward Dane Mauldin! He's looking slutty!

by Catatonius February 13, 2023

Edward

If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.

He has problems.

Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!

by pedagogegyma May 23, 2023

edward

Must date a Clover and love her forever. Edward is a shitty person and needs a Clover to lift him up. He has short, greasy blonde hair, and crap micro bangs, he either has blue or brown eyes, and is short. He must date a red headed Clover with blue eyes who goes to the same school as him and is in the same yea as him. most likely year 7.

OMG loo its edward and Clover

by qwertyuiolkjhgfdsazxcvbnm July 25, 2023