Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.
by stateworkers July 25, 2015
Get the strap on a bender mug.this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of
"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"
by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017
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High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart
Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."
Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."
Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."
by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018
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person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends
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person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends
This is an example of "Jards on a bender"
by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020
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