bed pig

A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.

This horizontal chihuahua is a total bed pig.

by James_onthe_Rocks1 January 9, 2018

i’m gonna go to bed anyway

you really just fucked me off.

“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response

you just pissed her tf off

by the silent breather June 30, 2023

Bed Floss

pubes in a bed, from having sex very often. Indicated the parties involved in the sex act do not care to shave.

Man, every time I go to Dylan's house and sit on his bed, I always find some bed floss!

by broseph1120 January 1, 2012

Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what is messy whT has a bed in it

My bed dump is so messy

by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020

Bed shit crazy

When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.

“Man, that girl Amber dropped a shit right on the bed.”
“Yeah bro, she is bed shit crazy!”

by meowverseer May 7, 2022

Goona Bed

The hide a bed in a hotel room where you can avoid sharing a room with your family on a family vacation and have your own space so you can goon (masturbate) at night on family vacation without your parents knowing.

I’ve seen this hot Latinas ass on the beach on my vacation to Mexico. I can’t wait to goon on the goona bed to that Latinas ass tonight.

by Sussy boi April 7, 2025

Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.

DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"

by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025