Smuggle that crack

A saying meaning to "Hide your asscrack" Typically said when someone is sitting down, and their asscrack is showing. Simple and effective.

John Johnson: *sit*

Andrew Andrews: Oi, smuggle that crack, yo.
John Johnson: Oh shit, thanks, mate

by Suicidal Youtuber #43 November 18, 2019

crack-a-thon

When you go on a prolonged bender smoking some Crack Cocaine, usually lasting only a couple hours though because you smoke all your crack then have to go find some more.

nah dude that shit was insane, a crack-a-thon if you will, we stayed up till 3pm the next day smoking hard and ran out then had to go get some more

by Kleowasnthere May 22, 2022

The hard crack

A man who has a hard dick and loves crack

"I don't want soft crack I want The hard crack."

by Joseph quack July 5, 2017

crack lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.

Max has a whole jar of crack lint, it has the most putrid smell.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Texas crack

Leaving a car window ajar approximately 1/2 an inch, enough for air to get in, but not enough for someone to break inside. Originated at Texas A&M in the 1990s.

“Texas crack the window, it’s hot as blazes out, but this is bad neighborhood.”

by NickyTheP June 13, 2018

crack puppet

The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.

I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.

I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!

by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018

Puberty Crack

When you are talking to a friend whilst going through puberty and it fucks with your voice

Person 1: Damn did you hear that roger had a puberty crack while talking to the teacher it was hilarious he was like "and then rEEchard" he was so embarrassed

Person 2: lol m8

by πerce June 6, 2018