dont touch me i have a boyfriend 

now this this is pretty gay

yeet dont touch me i have a boyfriend allen

dont touch me i have a boyfriend by the allen obliterator May 31, 2019

dink toucher 

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dink toucher

dink toucher by Timmay September 29, 2007

A woman’s touch 

Something you have never felt

Incel: I hate woman and I hate woman who game they should go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Any girl who games is probably fat and ugly
Any sensible person: Thanks for letting us know you’ve never felt a woman’s touch

A woman’s touch by blahblahidkyou March 18, 2021

Out of Touch 

A person that is completely delusional and out of touch with reality.

Take a look around you, almost everybody is delusional and cannot see the future. Some won’t even have children, so they will not be able to pass down their genetics or be remembered by future generations.

Most of you people in society won’t even bear relevant offspring to be around in about 40,000 years into the future, if mankind even manages to survive that long anyway.

Most left wingers are completely out of touch.

Out of Touch by Evilous Dark Power June 5, 2021

girl with the golden touch

From the song "Golden touch" By Razorlight.
See razorlight and Johnny Borrell

I know a girl with a Golden Touch...
She's got enough she's got too much

girl with the golden touch by johnny is hot March 22, 2005

touchy-feely

1) to touch or experiment with one or more persons private area. OR
2) to feel around with someones privates while attempting to not let them know its you

"would you like to play a little touchy-feely with me" OR
"Ah sick! that guy's playing touchy-feely with that unconscious girl"

touchy-feely by Bossplaya January 13, 2004

touched up 

interfered with.

did you get touched up when you where little?

I touched you up!

You've been touched.

touched up by Anonymous June 23, 2003