last text

Jacob Sartorious' album

A childish way of flirting on social media platforms

Jacob: You're my last text, my first love
Hoe : Shut up u gay boo

by Fuck meh Rihanna March 5, 2017

textationship

The awkward texting relationship that follows a one night stand, when one party is looking for a relationship but the other clearly is not.

1) Audrey had a one night stand with that guy last night now she's in some weird ass textationship.
2) When Mitch had sexual intercourse with the chick from the party he accidentally gave the woman his number before he left the next day, now she's texting him wanting to hang out.

by Dee0506 September 16, 2013

textabation

To talk and mastubate to text on the pc, cell phone etc.

also know as to cyber.

Oral textabation involves typing with your tongue while mastubating.

1st person: let me textabate you all the way to heaven
1st person: let me touch your inner thigh
2nd person: mm i love textabation, take me
2nd person: oh yes baby you do it so well ;)

by Msgiggles March 17, 2007

text it

when you hear someone say something really good/funny and you pass it on by text to all you know

lame variation of "that's what she said"

dude1: how hard did chris brown hit rihanna to make her sing out "oh na na, what's my name?"
dude2: hahaha, text it! *proceeds to text it to every one of his contacts on his phone*

dude3: i rode the moby dick 3 times
dude4: feeling lustful, huh? text it! *proceed to text dude3's line to everyone he knows*

by ma.st January 17, 2011

textact

Staying in contact via text message. A combination of texting and contact.

Ok, I'll see you later. Stay in textact

by jburt2002 July 26, 2007

textanoid

to be paranoid that people are going to read your text messages.

Girl: I had to delete all my texts!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl: Because i was textanoid that my parents were going to read them.

Boy: Man, i'm so textanoid!
Guy: Why?
Boy: Because i think my girlfriend is gonna find my texts to Jenny.

by liana marie October 12, 2008

text budget

for those cheap asses who choose to not get unlimited text messgaes on their cell plan, and instead get to budget their monthly allowance of text so as not to inccur extra charges..

Stephanie's broke ass spent the night bitching about goin over her text budget.. Lame

by Dana Lef December 17, 2008