Group walks by fountain.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.
by lx2036 December 5, 2012

Him: “Hey babe, nice fart”
Her: “Wait, what?”
Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”
Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”
Her: “Wait, what?”
Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”
Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”
by Lady Dunnsalot January 15, 2024

Wowww. Real proud of you there.
this is not about sex. it's about murphy, a kind hearted shark who's just trying to provide for his family. How dare you insult him. You could have killed him.
Again, not sex.
this is not about sex. it's about murphy, a kind hearted shark who's just trying to provide for his family. How dare you insult him. You could have killed him.
Again, not sex.
by sack of dirt March 15, 2023

by Annabond September 19, 2015

A word with millions of UD entries complaining about how they didn't find some sexual definition. Yes, i know a shark is a fish, there's no need to tell me that every time.
UD entry #1: an animal who lives in the ocean, what were you expecting you dirty minded person
UD entry #2: a shark is not a sex position, it's a sea creature with lots of teeth
UD entry #3: scary water guy. i bet you thought you'd find a sex definition.
*no actual sex entries*
UD entry #2: a shark is not a sex position, it's a sea creature with lots of teeth
UD entry #3: scary water guy. i bet you thought you'd find a sex definition.
*no actual sex entries*
by Applepippin February 27, 2023

To ferviously look for dope where there may or may not be any, such as on the floor, on the bed sheets, the seats or floorboard of a vehicle.
by psm070 June 6, 2018

A shark repellent spray is a product used to drive sharks away from an area with the goal of reducing the possibility of shark attacks occurring. SharkDefense & SharkTec (sharktecdefense.com)- are responsible for the only proven shark repellent spray products for consumers.
by marshallteeter May 15, 2016
