Anti-teaching

The form of teaching that does the opposite of normal teaching. Makes you more dumb instead of smart.

That teacher has perfected the form of anti-teaching with how bad they teach.

by Biggest man October 3, 2023

Tallahassee Teacup

A sexual act in which the giver urinates inside of the receiver's port of entry

Scott poured a Tallahassee Teacup for Vicki last night and now the kitchen counter is all wet

by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024

Vegan Teacher

a dumbass karen

I fucking hate the vegan teacher

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023

Ichs_teachers_and_students

The best ICHS Instagram page

My favorite Instagram page is ichs_teachers_and_students

by Ichs_t&s November 20, 2023

Math Teacher

Easily the worst human being to exist, we all had one at some point

Math Teacher: What is 1-1

Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 19, 2024

Bitchy teacher syndrome

When a teacher is bitchy and annoying most often used for people with the last name kotylak

Man mrs kotylak has a bad case of bitchy teacher syndrome

by Yoamama April 18, 2024

Armed teachers

Not going to work because it takes long to react than it does to act. The first shots will always be fired by the school shooter and if they chooses their opportunity wisely they will always be able to pick off a few kids before the teacher realizes what's happening.

Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024