sausage pound

a male with a really large penis

the kid also called matt gray of malden Ma

by jessie December 26, 2004

Salmon Sausage

A very very long slimy penis. Approximately 30m in length.

Woah, he has a massive salmon sausage.

by Salmon man February 6, 2017

pancakes n sausage

1. A breakfast food consisting of a sausage link wrapped in pancake on a stick, resembling a corn dog. 2. the food moses found next to the 10 commandments on top of Sinai

PANCAKES N SAUSAGE ON A STICK!???!? MY HEAD ESPLODE!!

by «t3hß0ss» March 8, 2007

Pendulous Sacks of Sausage

Saggy breasts that have succumb to the inevitable effects of gravity. While thin and tubular on top, the compounded collection of adipose tissue gives a bulbous, pock-marked appearance at the base.

Regina's breasts were like two pendulous sacks of sausage - ever swinging to and fro.

by Mapsnellayroc July 22, 2017

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.

Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.

by Big Dick Australia January 1, 2018

warm sausage tea

a random thing stevie t said on one of his videos

“spare him his life from this warm sausage tea”

by the human of things and things May 1, 2022

furry moose sausage

A unshaven dick

I sucked a furry moose sausage last night, I got pubes in my mouth!

by Bitch_im_wet March 4, 2018