Lil Pump

Guy thinks hes a rapper after going drunk... Girls don,t like his music but he asks for booty....

You are such a lil pump . PLZ SAY ESKETIT
Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this shit be new to me
Fucking my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company
Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet

by LeafyYT February 10, 2019

Post-Pump Clarity

The euphoria experienced after a coin pumps up violently after you buy in, and sell for major profit.

Jimmy can safely touch grass after his 10x haul thanks to post-pump clarity.
Wow, he didn't rug! The post-pump clarity hits different.

by Alon69420 September 19, 2025

Pump fakin

When someone is lying or leading you on

Him: let’s go bowling slime !

Her: sure! I’m not good at bowling though but it’ll be fun!

Him: nah you pump fakin ! You scored 130 with ya girls

by Poopybutthole6969 February 26, 2024

glamour pump

A pre-going out workout to give you the impression you don't look fat.

Big Andy hadn't visited the gym in a number of weeks, so he popped to the gym for a quick glamour pump before the dating meetup

by urbanmoo March 21, 2017

Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011

gas pump

A gas pump is when you stick your penis in another mans ass, and fill the cavity with urine.

"Just got a gas pump earlier, still leaking out."

by Gorg0nzolameister March 16, 2024

Petrol Pump

The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.

“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”

by Solvalou October 26, 2022