Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.

“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”

by Youngwhit March 16, 2020

Yabbie Pump

The art of self gratification using a bait pump to achieve arousal

Bra you ever knobed yaself off with a yabbie pump?

by Big Geck July 15, 2023

pump scare

when one is perusing omegle and happens upon a plethora of penile appendages

damn gina! i got the biggest pump scare of my life on omegle last night!

by gingerbreadwoman42069 March 8, 2019

PI Decoy Pump Fake

when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

The University of Wyoming liked the PI decoy pump fake.

by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023

Bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pump

slang for finishing explosively after an intense round of action, leaving behind way more mess than anyone thought humanly possible.

Man went so hard pulling the pump, he bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pump — OSHA should’ve been called for cleanup.

by ghosthole October 1, 2025

Pump fake

Weed that looks fire smells good but taste like shit and has no buzz

Any weed but mine is pump fake

by Jdubs410 March 14, 2019

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011