Table One

When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.

I feel so old, Im sitting at table one!

by Jreality7 March 17, 2012

fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

by incognicola December 27, 2011

One West

A common term used in prison for doing hardcore drugs

Wanna go One West with me

by crusty09 October 17, 2023

One Handian

When somebody has trouble using one of their hands they are a one handian i have cp ( cerebral palsy) on my left hand so I am a one Handien

Hey is your hand ok you look like a one handian

by Finn ( One Handien December 12, 2022

A one clip

A thousand dollars held together with a rubber band.

Sweet guitar. What did it cost?

Shit son, I talked him down to a one clip.

by GTC4L August 27, 2023

the one to talk

when you or someone say something hypocritical

you have a bad breath and tell your friend: "I can't stand that guy's bad breath"
your friend replies: "You're the one to talk"

by danilow December 5, 2021

One bomb

Slang word for knocking one out. Usually a term describing what action you’re going to apply to someone’s forehead if they continue talking nonsense. It’s deemed, usually, as a ‘Class A’ punch that will likely finish someone upon impact.

Oi nah man, do yu wanna one bomb?

by lol whynot October 19, 2019