mAtErIal SquArL

We can't all be material girls....
because mAteRIal GwORls aren't GoOd EnOuGh!
Then...what is..?
A mAtErIal SquArL has to slay every millisecond. PERIOD.

SlAYyyyYyYYyYYYYYyyyyyYYy!

by material squarl July 20, 2023

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Matehaere

The sickest cunt out. Has a massive BBC and 6'3" atleast and a total billionaire

Matehaere? yea god at minecraft and pulls bitches

by anonymous July 30, 2023

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Mkate • Mateo • mate • material girl • MaTeRiAl GwOrL • Matej • Matea • Matei • mater • Mateja

Material Baddie

A person who can hold their own and take care of themselves in the corporeal realm. They are typically very attractive and independent.

Alexis Rose from the TV show Schitts Creek is such a material baddie.

by Earthmangaboy13 August 27, 2023

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MaterBating

When you fall off your Lightning Mcqueen bed during sex.

Jack: I fell off my bed while I was fucking my girl
Joe: That wasn't regular sex, that was MaterBating

by Dumbfuck supreme September 2, 2023

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hottest mf alive. tall with a resting bitch face but a big heart

mateo has very nice hands and an incredible sense of humour

he will supply you with nerdy funfacts about everything, reminding you you can never stop learning

he also has a very large cock making it hard to resist the urge of wanting to suck it

person1: look its mateo!
person2: damn i wanna jump on his dick rn
person1: me too bro me too

by reallifegotham July 24, 2024

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