Almighty Magical Rickster

before engaging in sexual intercourse you pour French's mustard, FRENCH'S only then you apply it with the tip of your nose on the womans vagina while slightly moving upwards and collecting a handful of dingleberries which are forcibly plugged into the females ears to the point where they can't hear, after the male dips his penis in hott salsa and penetrates the female's eye sockett pushing her eyeball back (only to be done on left eye) then the female rests her tongue on the male's gooch while she sprinkles pepper on his genitals and continues to lick it up until clean at which point the male inserts his penis in the womans anus and licks her sweaty armpits. All of which must be done while the female has one hand tied behind her back, hoping in circles on one leg.....while on fire! After the male pulls her hair up imitating a troll doll and punches her straight in the nose causing the blood to rub in with his semen in and around her mouth!

-Dude did you try the almighty magical rickster on your girl for your anniversary?
-yea dude
-so what happened?
-she is currently in intensive care for 2nd degree burns, waiting for an eye donation and just yesterday she was able to sit without ripping the 69 stitches that were given to her anus.
-oh so pretty good i guess

by ricky_pro June 20, 2008

Magic Carpet Ride

A magic Carpet ride is when your doing a chick and donkey punch her. You then ride her down the stairs.

I had a Magic Carpet Ride with my girlfriend down the spiral staircase.

by HP July 18, 2003

Magic

To emphasize the uniqueness of a person/place/thing

Neil: Dude, did you just see that squirrell water skiing?!
Chris: Yeah, that was magic right there!

by C shizzle May 26, 2006

magic finger

The finger a girl uses to masturbate with. plural form would be magic fingers.

Mary: yeah i was masturbating last night because i was just so wet
Dave: oh, so which finger is your magic finger?
Mary: Left hand, middle finger.

by DS magic touch December 1, 2011

Puppy Magic

Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy.

Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. As a result, the pound is three puppies less full.

by jmtas May 19, 2006

magical white girl

A hot caucasian girl who is stalking you quietly and seems to show just when you need her like a mystic monkey wrench.

as soon as I ran out of gas on the interstate, that magical white girl showed up and took me back to her place to get me out of my wet clothes.

by major_delmac April 20, 2005

Magician

When a man is having sex doggy style, he pulls out and spits on her back. When she turns over he ejaculates on her face.

I pulled a magician on my girlfriend and she dumped me.

by Chris January 30, 2005