Master Cheif: I HAVE FINALLY MADE A PERFECT POT ROAST!!! I AM VICT-
Master Chief: *dives toward him* GET DOWN!!!!!! *tackles Master Cheif to the ground. The pot roast flies through the air as a grenade explodes on the ground behind the two men*
Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*The pot roast lands safely on the ground*
Master Cheif:... Phew...
*It blows up*
Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Master Chief: Shut up and get on the warthog! You're operating the gatling gun! I would take Johnson, but you poisoned him with those stupid brownies yesterday!
Master cheif: *sniff*.... uhh... *sniff*... ok... *gets in the warthog. They drive 5 feet then explode*
Master Chief: *dives toward him* GET DOWN!!!!!! *tackles Master Cheif to the ground. The pot roast flies through the air as a grenade explodes on the ground behind the two men*
Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*The pot roast lands safely on the ground*
Master Cheif:... Phew...
*It blows up*
Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Master Chief: Shut up and get on the warthog! You're operating the gatling gun! I would take Johnson, but you poisoned him with those stupid brownies yesterday!
Master cheif: *sniff*.... uhh... *sniff*... ok... *gets in the warthog. They drive 5 feet then explode*
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I carry a gun havin', got nine children by nine women havin', duelin' banjos playin, live lynard skynard watchin', bluesmaster, trash shit on the planet. Commonly know as a redneck.
I carry a gun havin', got nine children by nine women havin', duelin' banjos playin, live lynard skynard watchin', bluesmaster, trash shit on the planet. Commonly know as a redneck.
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Gary Rossington
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the tape master flex can be hereditary, if your father or your fathers father has a small penis, you will most liely have the "tape master flex"
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I was jerking off to a UFC fight but had a masterbortion when my mother came home and made him plumb a turd out of the toilet.
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