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John Madden 

An extremely old dude who, when talking, sounds like someone is squeezing his stomach. This guy is the human form of the game of football. He eats, sleeps, and drinks football. BOOM! Look at a video game case or monday night football and you'll see this man happy and smiling because he is football!!!
Look at him! It's John Madden, he's so old but happy...I wish we could play a game of football with him, but he might go insane or explode or something.
John Madden by knowledgeman October 5, 2006
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john cardiel  

most influential skateboarder today and will always be. any real skateboarder will know about him. at one point was paralyzed from the waist down, told he was never going to walk again, healed up and still skates. The man is bullet proof
john cardiel is like a hurricane, tornado, typhoon, basically he can't be stopped.
john cardiel by marchione June 25, 2008

John Wayne Gacy 

A Pschycopath.

Who deserved to be shot in the head.
" John Wayne Gacy died by lethal injection, after his head was bashed wide open by a dozen police officers who he tried to entertain as a clown. "
John Wayne Gacy by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006

John Blaze 

Suttin hot and I aint talkin about the temperature. Usually referring to music (specifically Hip Hop/ Rap)
The Notorious B.I.G. - Kick in the door

"This nigga made one album! he makin wild records. That Ready to Die shit... it was iight... it was iight... but ma shit was more John Blaze and shyt na mean!?"
John Blaze by Dat Nicca D May 7, 2007

John Gomez Syndrome 

An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.
Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks
John Gomez Syndrome by RoxerMan October 24, 2014

John Fitzgerald Kennedy 

35th President of the United States. Kennedy served honorably in the Navy during World War 2 and later became a US Senator. He ran for President in 1960, narrowly defeating Vice President Richard Nixon. Kennedy was the first Roman Catholic President, and he was also the youngest man elected president. His presidency was marked by the Cuban Missile Crisis and by strong support for space exploration. Although Kennedy had run on a platform that included racial integration, he was criticized for not pushing the issue strongly enough while President. Kennedy was assassinated on January 22, 1963 in Dallas, Texas. The identity of Kennedy's assassin or assassins has been the source of much speculation. One government investigation found that Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone killer, while another investigation found that Oswald and others had conspired to kill the President. Kennedy's assassination was one of our nation's greatest tragedies. Many remember Jack Kennedy for his inspiring words and for the youthful and exciting atmosphere he brought to the White House.
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
-Jack Kennedy