Jake

Super funny guy. Doesn't have great looks. Took a while to lose his virginity. He was really sweet to the girl for a while. It was most likely a younger girl. He's really off and on with girls. He tries to be a player, but fails. All he's into his pot and pussy when Summer begins.

He's really funny you guys, we get along so well.
Omg, It's just Jake.

by Nicklyn October 15, 2011

Jake

To be extreamly ugly, to have ugly.

Your shirt is very jake today.

by Dan Wyant December 14, 2008

Jake Carroll

Jake Carroll is an amazing man.
He is the love of my life and my future husband, he has a huge heart and deserves nothing but happiness!

jake carroll i love you!
hey did you know jake carroll is amazing?

by Kaybaybay18 March 7, 2011

jake

A Fat person (mostly a guido male) who enjoys giving {oral}.

" yo wheres Jake?" "hes at the clubs giving head"

by Rob Bury November 11, 2008

Jake Locker

1. Jake Locker is a current NFL quarterback who was drafted by the Tennessee Titans in the 2011 NFL Draft. He played college football at the University of Washington, where he was 619/1,148|7,639 yds|53 TDs|35 INTs. He also ran a pretty fast 40-yard dash, in which he ran a 4.59. As the Titans quarterback, he has compiled a 99.4 passer rating, 542 yds, 4 TDs, and no interceptions in 5 games. He hasn't started in any games.

2. An awesome quarterback who was drafted by a sucky team.

Person 1: Hey man, did you see how Christian Ponderplayed yesterday.

Person 2: Yeah bro, he was so Jake Locker, playing so well. If only he was on a better team.

by Dr. Cheesehead December 26, 2011

jake

person who loves sucking cock for a living and getting has down syndrome

oh god look at that jake over there

by zac fordd January 7, 2009

jake-ified

To be burned, dissed, owned, pwnd, or otherwise shown the truth by means of one named or nicknamed Jake. This includes any and all Jakes around the world, including foreign language dialects such as Jakob, Yakob, Yakobeem, or Yakobemish. You will know you have been jake-ified when a Jake corrects your ignorance or ineptitude with an extremely comedic statement delivered with impeccable timing usually in a large social setting.

David- "You know the main export of Belize is timber"
Jake -"Actually that used to be true but now the main export is sugar and accounts for over half of all Belize's exports......bitch!!!"

(Laughter abounds at the bar where David was just jake-ified)

by mr.nickel February 5, 2010