gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 5, 2014

Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.

Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.

by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014

Gooey Sock

Something every male should know about.

1: "Aye mayne, yo bitch hit me wit yo gooey sock!"

by Jody99 April 12, 2015

Gooey Donuts

A Wet Pussy

Yesterday I stuffed my gooey donuts into my bf's mouth

by HardAF August 13, 2015

goof snakes

A group of people who goof around well acting all snaky or people acting like a bunch of goobers

Guy 1 "Look at all thoose goof snakes, there just a bunch of goobers snaking around."

by Goof Snake May 5, 2016

gooby goob

Refered to the Uncle Dolan show. A meme spread on 4chan for repeating the name gooby serveral times.

"Gooby, gooby, gooby, gooby goob."

by Ch4rge May 10, 2016

gooey panties

when your panties are drenched in you or your lover's cum and form a "goo"

I was doing the laundry, and found a pair of gooey panties. What a night last night was!

by Bootyhole101 October 12, 2016