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gold plunger award

This is the trophy one wins after a group text among friends displaying everyone's poop of the day for a period of time with a winner chosen based on the amount, size and shape and of coarse grossness.
"Dude I quit you are one nasty ass person, you win the gold plunger award hands down."
by Holyroot May 15, 2016
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Rose Gold Alert

A cis-female gen-xer or elderly millennial gets sick of life and says fml or duces.
My wife got pissed grabbed a Mango seltzer and went for a walk, it’s been 24 hours we have issued a Rose Gold Alert. Note: She was not taken or abducted because no one that shit.
by Palm Springs #fresh November 6, 2021
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cup of gold

When you fart in your hand present it to your ‘friend’s nose.
Hey Jimmy! Here’s a cup of gold for you! Enjoy!
Rose gagged when Cliff presented her with her first cup of gold.
by FallingUp May 18, 2022
mugGet the cup of goldmug.

Gold Bar Menedez

1. A walking cartoon of corruption; someone so shady they skip offshore accounts and just hoard literal gold bars like a broke Scrooge McDuck.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
Gold Bar Menedez
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”

“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”

“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
by InflationCalculator April 25, 2025
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Gold Nigger

Essentially the same thing as a Gold Digger, except this is specifically when a white woman gets together with a wealthy black man, mainly for his money in the end. The big dick is just a bonus for said Gold Niggers.

This can also apply to when a white man gets together with a wealthy black woman for the same end goal, but this isn’t as common.

Example: Angelina Jolie & Denzel Washington
“I ain’t saying she’s a Gold Nigger… but she ain’t messing with no broke wiggers.”
by Strange Sal Blankavich July 22, 2024
mugGet the Gold Niggermug.

Brown town gold rush

When you are doing anal sex and then you piss in there ass causing them to violently shit
by Bosscarter47 March 21, 2025
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GOLD LEAFS

A HIGH GRADE TOBACOO LEAF PRODUCED IN SOUTH AMERICA.
Roll up some Gold Leafs it’s bigger leaf “
by John sparks November 25, 2021
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