German Audubon

Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.

Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P

by QuacksO April 27, 2019

german hotplate

german hotplate is a gang initiation in which the women must commit sexual acts with five or six dogs and after wrap her face in plastic wrap and smudge around in dog feces getting it all up in her hair she then has to act as if her shit don't stink and all the men want her

dashque wasn't given a choice on wanting the join the gang they forced her a german hotplate

by sanxity June 11, 2019

German Air_Raid

Conducting a German Air_Raid ( aka Throwing the Red Barons hat) is The act of replacing the meat byproduct in a polish sausage with something bile, like a plastic wrapped turd, then proceeding to serve it on a Red Baron pizza and throwing it off like a frisbee a someone who is Jewish. : Throwing a bile encased sausage by itself while frowning at a Jew is known as a Luftwaffe Dive-Bomb or Luftwaffe Assault

Terry cleaned out the septic tank last Tuesday, and decided to go downtown and initiate a German Air_Raid on a Jewish prohibitionists on pork and chilly group: Horacio was so mad at me, he threw The Red Barons Hat into the synagogue

by BufasMovingCo. June 19, 2019

German Air_Raid

Conducting a German Air_Raid ( aka Throwing the Red Barons hat) is The act of replacing the meat byproduct in a polish sausage with something bile, like a plastic wrapped turd, then proceeding to serve it on a Red Baron pizza and throwing it off like a frisbee at a Jew. : Throwing a bile encased sausage by itself while frowning at a Jew is known as a Luftwaffe Dive-Bomb or pulling a Heinrich

Terry cleaned out the septic tank last Tuesday, and decided to go downtown and initiate a German Air_Raid on a Jewish prohibitionists on pork and chilly group: Horacio was so mad at me, he threw The Red Barons Hat in my face. :

by BufasMovingCo. June 19, 2019

germán

Being so gay it hurts

Chad is such a Germán becAuse I saw him staring at brads ass

by HeyBroIAmNotGermán June 28, 2019

Germán

An epic gamer who sends you memes every day and hails Luis Fonsi and Despacito . He always plays Persona 5 or smash and sometimes is extremelty cringe.

Feder: DespacitOoOoOooOo
Luca: Bruh, you're just like Germán

by You are from Vienna June 29, 2019

German Secretary of Defense

Currently it is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer who you cannot take serious because she is a career horny wannabe chancellor.
In order to increase the probability to be nominated for the chancellor job she just ran for the office of the Secretary of Defense.
She does not have any military experience neither.
She is also known as “Mini Merkel” because people compare her limply incompetent politics with Merkel.
Now the Bundeswehr (German Military) is fucked up again.

1: Do you know the German Secretary of Defense?

2: Before it was Ursula von der Leyen. But van der Leyen is now Commission President of the EU.
Now the Secretary of Defense of Germany is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer.
What a difficult name, huh?
And again a limply person for an office next to Merkel.

by aPublisherFromEurope July 25, 2019