bathing suit drunk 

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you wake up in the morning wearing your bathing suit without remembering how, when or why it happened.

John was so wasted last night. He woke up in the morning and realized he had been bathing suit drunk.

bathing suit drunk by jpizzlefoshizzlemahnizzle22 October 28, 2010

Jovi Drunk 

Getting so drunk that you not only screw your chances of making out with a good looking female, but you also ruin any chances of a repeat make out sessions in the future and ultimately look like an ass to all your buddies and the rest of the people you are around.

Generally speaking when you get Jovi drunk you will end the nights make out session by stumbling and falling under a pool table, trying to fight the girl or do something that insures you will not be getting any action that night.

Did you see that guy last night? He was so Jovi drunk he fell going down the stairs and took that hot girl with him.

Jeff was so Jovi drunk last night he yelled at that girl for a half hour just because she wouldn't get him a beer.

Matt was making out with that gorgeous girl and then he got so Jovi drunk and fucked up any chance in hell he had.

Jovi Drunk by hellenkellar November 1, 2010

fucking drunk bitch 

1. Hot girl that is always drinking and having a good time. Sometimes can come off rude or careless.

" Hey man your girlfriends a fucking drunk bitch"
or
" Look at that fucking drunk bitch"

fucking drunk bitch by Fuckingdrunkbitch November 6, 2006

Reverse Drunk Dialing

Calling someone when you know they're drunk. This is a very strategic call because its a good way to get information you wouldn't normally get from a sober person (unlike the opposite, drunk dialing, in which you call someone and make a fool of yourself).

I had a hunch she was into me, so since I knew she was partying, I reverse drunk dialed her. Sure enough, I got into her pants that very night! Reverse Drunk Dialing is awesome

Reverse Drunk Dialing by Space Wrangler February 21, 2008

Insult-A-Kennedy drunk 

Utterly annihilated out of your mind drunk. Well past the point of losing inhibition, past becoming surly, and well beyond any sense of tact so that virtually everything you say is offensive and leaves you with your foot it in your mouth.

So unbelievably drunk, in fact, that you become capable of screaming "this is why people kill the Kennedys" to Bobby Kennedy III at a party in Brooklyn.

She was drunk, but she wasn't "Insult-A-Kennedy drunk."

Insult-A-Kennedy drunk by Saw It With My Own Eyes April 22, 2009

Juliana Drunk 

When a person drinks way beyond the point of just being drunk, they are so drunk they are now willing to do ANYTHING!

"I HAVE NO STANDARDS!!! WOOOOO!!!"
"wow, she is juliana drunk!"

"dude, your girlfriend just made out with me."
"Thats ok, she is juliana drunk."

1st - tipsy
2nd - buzzed
3rd - drunk
4th - floor licking drunk
5th - grade nine loser pissed
6th - Juliana Drunk
7th - Dead

Juliana Drunk by DW&GPthegreat February 24, 2010

tucker max drunk 

A specific form of drunkeness involving a very large amount of alcohol and a very high degree of beligerance, mainly towards fat and/or ugly women. This state is generally only attainable by Tucker Max himself.

Man, I can't remember it, but they tell me I got Tucker Max Drunk last night and offered to pay a cabby $3 to run over a fat girl.

tucker max drunk by Anonymous April 24, 2003