sad dad dinner

When your divorced dad doesn’t know how to cook and doesn’t have enough money to buy food. There’s hungry man, banquet and then sad dad dinner. Usually accompanied with crying in a very manly way.
Ex Wife: I’m so glad we’re divorced.

Ex Husband: I’m not. All I eat is sad dad dinners and cry about everything that has went wrong in my life.
by FatCatsAndKitKats April 09, 2022
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ur not my dad

Guy who kidnaps a child pretending to be his dad and then rapes him
by Bettyboy80000 June 07, 2016
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Your dad is a guy

The insult that will trigger all the LGBT girls and guys in the future generations
LGBT girl: fuck you

You: your dad is a guy
LGBT girl: *exposes you on Twitter*
by Nikomaki1 September 29, 2021
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Wheres your dad???

This word is a meme about your dad going to buy milk and never coming back again. (Or he comes back when you win the lottery.)
Guy 1: Wheres your dad???
Guy 2: he went to buy milk.
Guy 1: oh....
by Sussy baka😳😳😳 August 21, 2021
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best dad ever

nicole-wow i really wish i had the best dad ever. instead my dad hates me.

anna- wow i want frank iero to be my dad too.
by jessiethe_mermaid July 23, 2018
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Dad Half Hour

A length of time described by a father as half an hour when in reality it is a period of 10 to 15 minutes.
Dad on phone with son: I'll pick you up in half an hour
Son to friend: i've got to go in like 10 minutes
Friend to son: didn't he say half an hour?
Son to friend: Dad half hour man
Friend to son: oh right.
by DrFl3tch July 08, 2010
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