diddo

* acronym for dad I'd do
* male version of milf
a superior term to describe a hot dad because it offers easy pronounceability and is playground compliant

friend 1: look at that smokin' hot diddo!
friend 2: ditto.

by okle November 12, 2008

dildoridoo

Originally used in Australia as a wooden sex assistant prior to its use as a musical instrument after the accidental discovery that you could get sounds to come out of it.

Once you're finished letting the dildoridoo play you, transmute it into a didgeridoo, so you can play it, too.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

dildog

A hot dog with a dill pickle on it.

"Hey man, let's get a dildog."
"Okay."

by Eric C. Vento February 21, 2009

Diddo

meaning I DID DO it when asked a question

Did you sign up for the luncheon.

Diddo

by Kirk November 16, 2004

Armageddon Dildos

1. Cold War slang for Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.

2. Early 90's German EBM/Industrial Band. Songs include: East West, Homicidal Maniac, Never Mind, & Big Tits (Russ Meyer Version).

1. Those commies are gonna be shootin' armageddon dildos at america!

2. I just saw Armageddon Dildos live! Fuckin' good EBM show!

by Ogopogo May 7, 2009

Dildotto puss

A hot spanish teacher, that flirts with her students. Occasionally she wears no underwear and sometimes her vagina is flashed. Tends to be a milf, a single woman, divorcee, or married, but bored with it.

Mrs. Maria, is such a dildotto puss. Everyday that dildotto puss looks at me funny. Did you see dildotto puss's homework assignment?

by C-moneyatER February 27, 2010

dild

Dad I would like to do.

He's such a DILD.

by theRealDILD June 1, 2018