prayer-chain

What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.

I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.

by QuacksO June 7, 2019

the chain guy

a fat muscular Indian scammer with tan Jordans and a flattop.

yo can i get some drip from this chain booth. yes u should its a very fashionable sense of style. nah man those are fake um security over there is your mother calling u. hey chain guy ur a scammer munge. fuck u the chain guy

by blandon mcfinn December 8, 2019

snapchat chain

It’s like a wallet chain but it’s designed to hold your phone to optimize Snapchat filters, quality and angle.

“Man I cant believe Ray managed to catch that moment on snap” “yeah dude he has a Snapchat chain”

by Mumdogmilli February 16, 2020

Fool Chain

Not to be confused with Mother Nature's caste system known as the Food Chain...This term is used for the hierarchy or strata that best describes the level of an idiot, a fool .
The bigger the idiot the higher up the Fool Chain.

Licking a toilet seat on camera and posting the picture puts Dan higher up the Fool Chain.

by sheila in the car March 28, 2020

Meme chain

(n.)
1. What is created when a person gathers memes from a person/website and posts them (making the source of the memes visible or obvious), only for another person to steal said memes from the person that gathered them and doesn't cite the source, and then another person steals the memes from the meme stealer, and repeat.

Here is an example of a meme chain: Twitter contains funny moments and memes that users tweet or create, Reddit gathers the memes from twitter and other places on the internet, and then Instagram steals memes from Reddit.

by Other_Person July 6, 2020

Corn-chaining

Eating undigested corn from faeces, then repeating this process in a chain of different people until said corn is digested.

A: I think I'm just going to do some corn-chaining with the family this weekend.
B: Nice. I had a 7-man corn-chain going last month.

by ChewCracker October 7, 2020

redneck chainsaw

double barreled percussion shotgun .12 Ga you use to farm your family for funds. no license required if you make paper shotshells.

my great grand mother was probably married by a redneck chainsaw.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020