The bro catcher

A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.

Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.

"Steves been gone for days dude."

"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"

*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*

"What the fuck?"

*The bro catcher pounces*

"Run! It's the bro catcher!"

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 28, 2015

Dawntie's Catchet

A diamond formation of anal beads, typically consisting of six diamonds, rather than the five studded rod of the Sheffield's Catchet

It's Cock Night! Time to get out the Dawntie's Catchet!

by Dawntiecatcher April 21, 2016

JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH

beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING

OH NO JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH JUST TOUCHED MY CHILD

by SALTYDADDYPUNJABI October 9, 2016

roped the cattle

When a girl squeezes a dick with her hand until it turns purple.

Deborah roped the cattle last night.

by Juliojenkins July 16, 2016

swing and catch

The guy swings his dick while standing up and the guy gets down on her knees and tries to catch the dick while the dick is swinging

Babe lets play swing and catch tonight( dirty talk)

by Carrysmacksthatass May 14, 2016

The Dirty CathaRUNS

A bowel movement that has past maturity and has been clinched to a point of a fourceful explosion. When finally released, the fource causes the poo to hit not only the bowl but the tank behind as well. Also could be achieved during the seating process in a rooster tail fashion. Also known as the KT Rooster Tail or Mis-fire of the old mud gun.

Bro at least clean up if you're going to have The Dirty CathaRUNS.

by Heathdaddy August 28, 2016

head of cattle

When getting head for a friend and just as you are about to cum you pull as hard as you can on the back of their head so as to ramrod them and yell moooooooo mooooooo. It is best if done like the cow being branded on the Family Guy hit TV show.

Derin was giving me a BJ and just as I was about to bust a nut I gave her the ole head of cattle. Moooooooo mooooo.

by Shockmasta January 27, 2017