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Man

A lifeform known as a homo-sapien who has male characteristics such as having a pp lol, who’s purpose is to be born, bring joy, reproduce, and die. They typically are stereotyped to have more aggression and worse behavior, but gender, unlike what is typically thought, doesn’t drastically affect these attributes. They also are stereotyped by having small reproductive organs, mainly by women, and occasionally, ironically by themselves. They are seen as inferior by feminists, but both genders are required for the continuation of our species. Males aren’t inferior, and neither are women. Don’t think one is better, you insignificant spec on this dying jawbreaker with a nice hot, core.
Person 1: Dude, why is that man walking like that?
Person 2: Probably drunk out of his mind.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021
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Independent Baby Man Dog

When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.
We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
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Donkey Boner Man

Donkey, stands for the absolute beast of an animal.

Boner, stands for the thing that greets my every morning.

Man, is the thing that does IT with my in the shower when i drop the soap
He is the true donkey boner man. And his name, is Aldin Bilalbegovic.
by amogus god 69 July 29, 2021
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CHONK MAN

A rare breed of human who dosnt exist and is a fat child but is malnourished at the same time and is dyslexic
CHONK MAN is my sempaii
by CHONK MAN July 30, 2021
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cheese man

a man that’s made out of cheese but is also a human that saves the world from evil cheese
“oh yeah I saw cheese man on the news last night he destroyed all the evil cheese
by AyUpLuv July 30, 2021
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I've never killed a man

If someone says this, they most definitely have killed a man.
"I've never killed a man."
"That's fucking cap."
by Dumb Bitch Juice Addict July 31, 2021
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One punch man

Bald man who isn’t as strong as people say he is.
Person who is wrong: Saitama (one punch man) can beat ANYONE with one punch.
Person who is right: no Goku solos.
by Goku>fiction August 1, 2021
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