Put in work

Hand job, yacking it, yanking the crank.

Girl: "What do you wanna do Alec?"
Guy: "Wanna put in work?"

by Put in work March 27, 2015

work

something rather annoying that can interrupt the journey between bed and the pub

Jim winced when he realised that he had walked into the pub where he actually worked instead of the nice one where he only drank and went to the toilet.

by Ted Horsepower December 9, 2008

workaholic slackers

An individual who is a workaholic when they decide to do work but a slacker the rest of the time. Such individuals cannot just work a moderate pace because their workaholic instincts would kick in and result in them becoming actual workaholics. Workaholic slackers usually turn to xbox and beer to prevent themselves from working

Kantaloupe and Slammy are such workaholic slackers in law school. They downed a case of beer just to keep themselves from doing more law review assignments

by overworkedlawstudent January 13, 2014

wonkus

A man's penis that exceeds one's comprehension in both length and girth. Typically pulsating and bursting at the seams due to its inconceivable size.

What kinds of things do you do for fun?
I am a big fan of stroking my wonkus.

You all better duck, because I am going to turn around and I don't want to smack you with my wonkus.

by Austness May 1, 2016

After work detention

Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .

Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"

Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "

by Not a chance man March 15, 2008

Road Work

When someone attaches a dildo to the end of a high powered jack hammer and “goes to work” on a vagina.

That jack hammer really came in handy for that road work I put on Barbra.

by Big Boy Chuck May 3, 2018

Cake work

easy

“How do you think you did on the test?”
“It was cake work, I definitely passed”

by moneymakin September 2, 2019