Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"

tard lard turd

by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016

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tard

a word meaning tarder sauce.

Me to annoying kid:shut up tard
Teacher: hey watch ur mouth!
Me: I meant like tarder sauce

by nobody else here August 18, 2020

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'tard sitter

Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.

Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.

by redpillsatori July 15, 2021

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tarded

the opposite of retarded. can be used to define something that is cool or upto societal standards.

'you just got into your dream college? that's mad tarded bro'

by lotsofpopcorn January 2, 2024

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E-tard

An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)

Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...

by werepyre007 February 19, 2010

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