Get a little mud on your turtle

Anal sex. Any form of that said.

Seriously? You wanna get a little mud on your turtle? Ok, I'm down with a good hard assfuckin....

Get a little mud on your turtle by Meetcha2nite January 5, 2016

Akward Turtle 

A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs

Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man

Akward Turtle by JaKeEisthebestest April 22, 2009

Sexually Awkward Turtle

a way to show that you find the situation sexually tense or awkward, in which you place both hands infront of you, palms down, one on top of the other, and stroke the lower one with the upper one while twirling your thumbs.

See awkward turtle.

Tim: Did you hear about Brenda?
Jim: Yeah, She said she couldnt cook for shit, and then her crush asked her if she sucked!
Tim: yeah dude, that is seriously awkward turtle
Jim:Sexually awkward turtle! *does the turtle sign*

Sexually Awkward Turtle by daisy jesse June 18, 2007

Awkward Turtle 

A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues

The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.

Awkward Turtle by adelews July 25, 2007

mud turtle 

n. Derogatory term to describe African Americans

That goddamn mud turtle stole my television.

mud turtle by Ray Flynn May 13, 2005

grouchy turtle 

Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.

So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.

-OR-

She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.

grouchy turtle by Larry_the_K October 28, 2006

Awkward Turtle 

Well known saying for when you make an idiot of yourself. Sadly the hand gesture you make for this Awkward Turtle, is actually the american sign language sign for 'platypus'

"That's not a awkward turtle you moron, that's a platypus"
"shit."

Awkward Turtle by SUPER DUPER WRONG January 26, 2010