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shortened version of "Smashing image only"

When somebody says he would smashio somebody that means that he would like to have sex with the guy/girl on the photo. You say this about people that appears really attractive on his/her photoes on social media platforms, but in the real life does not look too appealing.
Joe: Damn bro, alexa.mama4 is a solid 10/10. I would really smashio this girl!
Fred: Yeah man, but sadly like I said, I've me her irl and she's only a 3/10 like I said. She looks hot on her ig, but irl she's a bit chubby.

Oliver: Would you smash her? Be honest my guy!!!
James: She's only a smashio trust me. Without filters and photoshop you would not find her attractive.
Smashio by Dees Nutandors October 10, 2021

Clunge-smashing 

A game adopted by men, usually when inherrently intoxicated, where the aim is to sleep with (clunge-smash)as many females as they can in one day. The winner is the male who has smashed the most clunge within the space of 24 hours!

The time span can be altered, for example if on holiday, or away at university.
Dan: "Mate, you want to go clunge-smashing tonight?"

Barrington: "I would but i'm already playing..."
Clunge-smashing by Ragasshoe May 21, 2009

Tofu Smasher 

Guys who like to have sex with Asians
My friend Craig is a Tofu Smasher
Tofu Smasher by tONE lOC March 28, 2013

Pocket Smasher

Any device used to destroy a pocket is a pocket smasher. Whether it’s throwing a massive strike ball into the pocket at the bowling alley or destroying a sweet pussy when you get home. Anything can be used to smash the pocket; fist, cock, bowling ball, meat tenderizer, etcetera.
Frank’s bowling ball really smashed the pocket at the alley then he went home and smashed her pocket, he is a true pocket smasher.
Pocket Smasher by Chief Lee November 4, 2021

Sashiana 

A smart person that is brave and unique such as there name. There always there for you.
Omg.Sashiana is so cute
Sashiana by Crazy loka December 16, 2017
A Russian name spelled in the French form- can be a uni-sex name. Generally people with this name are extremely mysterious, humble, political about their views and will stand by them till the end, suggested you do not start an argument with a Saasha. Also very loyal people in friendship/relationships. Though beware, Saasha if caught on their bad side, they will be your absolute worst enemy. Saasha’s are always successful. They have such an interesting personality. They are also intellectuals with a very good memory. The true definition of Saasha is princess warrior as well as defender of man-kind. This is either or since it is unisex. Saasha will always act with elegance and class. He/ She is very sexy and will never let you down. They take friendships very seriously and always have your back. Never try to pass the wall Saasha has built around him/ herself, very few can break these walls. You will never truly understand a Saasha- they keep much to themselves.
Friend: I can’t believe Saasha is so successful.
Friend 2: Me neither I would have never thought.
Saasha by dadapperdon March 18, 2019