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Smashio

shortened version of "Smashing image only"

When somebody says he would smashio somebody that means that he would like to have sex with the guy/girl on the photo. You say this about people that appears really attractive on his/her photoes on social media platforms, but in the real life does not look too appealing.
Joe: Damn bro, alexa.mama4 is a solid 10/10. I would really smashio this girl!
Fred: Yeah man, but sadly like I said, I've me her irl and she's only a 3/10 like I said. She looks hot on her ig, but irl she's a bit chubby.

Oliver: Would you smash her? Be honest my guy!!!
James: She's only a smashio trust me. Without filters and photoshop you would not find her attractive.
by Dees Nutandors October 10, 2021
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El Smashio

The alter ego that emerges when you have tipped over your limit of alcohol consumption.
El Smashio came out when I took that last Tequila shot.
by DaBaldHeadRasta (DBHR) May 17, 2021
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smashovina

When your fake friend show off with made-up crap
That's a smashovina. He said, he knew Gleb cause he is rich norway boi.
by TrueTellerBrasko May 29, 2021
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smashing beetles

An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.
I appears that putting up 'No Smoking' signs is only smashing beetles –– kuu, kuu.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2019
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Smashbook

Ok, this is basically a cross between a scrapbook and a journal. Any memories you have - a movie ticket, pic of friends, bottle cap, pin, can all be glued, taped, tied, stapled, whatever - in this epic spiral bound book. Great for keeping memories close.
Smashbook
by funihuni September 6, 2013
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illegal smashing

This is what most people do when they smash. Happens a lot at Old Baby. It's perfectly harmless and has shown no signs of health concerns. Commonly associated with the act of schlop.
"So, do most people smash... Illegally?"

"Me and my girlfriend often participate in illegal smashing"
by Father_Grande_69 March 29, 2017
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The Smashing Pumpkins

A talented and ahead-of-their-time alt. rock band containing Billy Corgan, James Iha, Jimmy Chamberlin, and D'arcy Wretzky. A huge influence on modern music, as well as a true inspiration to anyone who would be interested in good music. The Smashing Pumpkins formed in 1988 and broke up in 2000. HOw we carry on without them is unknown...
Damn it! Turn off that stupid rap and put something good on, maybe The Smashing Pumpkins or some Red Hot Chili Peppers.
by Adam Korman January 19, 2004
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