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Multi-directional simultaneous urine streams caused by semen that has dried over a man's uretha partially blocking the free flow of urine. Usually followed by clumsy attempts to stop, block, or redirect the most errant stream, causing the other stream to miss too.
Haha! Look at Biff! He v-peed on his own pant leg!
v-pee by deathb4aol April 4, 2006
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breakfast pee 

1. breakfast pee
break-fast pee (brekfahst)

n. vulgar, yet humerous

1. The first urination of the morning, usually lasting between one and six minutes. Rivaling that of the Austin Powers post-thaw piss, or the Ogre from Revenge of The Nerds II piss.
I just took a 5 minute breakfast pee this morning, I didn't know I drank that much!
breakfast pee by Judge Smails December 3, 2005

squat to pee 

Describing a male as a female. Another way of using similar terms as pansy, fag, and pussy to lessen ones masculine.
I can't believe he won't stand up for what he believes in..

Oh he's another fucking squat to pee.
squat to pee by SJP17 February 5, 2010

Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad 

The act of tossing one's salad while he/she is simultaneously having anal intercourse, thus getting a tongue-full of both penis and anus with every lick. This act requires at least 3 people to be performed properly, and is very similar to ass to mouth.
"I'm willing to bet thatguidowill be tossing the pee-pee salad with his roommates when he gets home."

natural pee 

pee that isn't really yellow; more like water, but with a little hint of yellow, to let you know that it's somewhat clean.
If you pee too many times within a short period of time, your pee will become natural.
natural pee by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003

Poop out your Pee 

The phenomenon of emanating sounds that closely resemble those made while shitting; while in fact urinating. These sounds will resemble the notorious “shitgrunt” and will be accompanied by heavy breathing. The driving factor behind the occurrence of this phenomenon could be the overwhelming feeling of pleasure that comes with urinating or could stem from the pain and difficulty associated with an enlarged prostate.

see also: pee out your poop.
" You need to have a prostate exam, your beginning to poop out your pee"
Poop out your Pee by scrumhalf86 February 5, 2010