Evan's Pee Pee

He has a small pee pee and WILL stab you ( not with the pee pee it's to small)

Wow Evan's Pee Pee Is SO SMALL look girls it's like a tic tac.

Evan's Pee Pee by Evan Senpai October 2, 2018

goat pee 

When a male has to pee, he faces the oposite way of the uranal, tucks the penis between his legs, and urinates backwards. Very arousing.

"Hey man, i want a way to piss and have an arousing experiance at the same time"
"Man just throw it into trailor hitch mode and push...try it if you have to poop. it's called goat pee. you're not cool unless you pee backwards! it will be great fun!"

goat pee by Evan H. August 24, 2006

kathy lee pee pee 

Referance to kathy Lee's male organ.
A funny way to define a female with male genitals.

That chick touched me with her Kathy Lee Pee Pee.

kathy lee pee pee by somedeadguy March 26, 2007

v-pee 

Multi-directional simultaneous urine streams caused by semen that has dried over a man's uretha partially blocking the free flow of urine. Usually followed by clumsy attempts to stop, block, or redirect the most errant stream, causing the other stream to miss too.

Haha! Look at Biff! He v-peed on his own pant leg!

v-pee by deathb4aol April 4, 2006

breakfast pee 

1. breakfast pee
break-fast pee (brekfahst)

n. vulgar, yet humerous

1. The first urination of the morning, usually lasting between one and six minutes. Rivaling that of the Austin Powers post-thaw piss, or the Ogre from Revenge of The Nerds II piss.

I just took a 5 minute breakfast pee this morning, I didn't know I drank that much!

breakfast pee by Judge Smails December 3, 2005

squat to pee 

Describing a male as a female. Another way of using similar terms as pansy, fag, and pussy to lessen ones masculine.

I can't believe he won't stand up for what he believes in..

Oh he's another fucking squat to pee.

squat to pee by SJP17 February 5, 2010

Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad 

The act of tossing one's salad while he/she is simultaneously having anal intercourse, thus getting a tongue-full of both penis and anus with every lick. This act requires at least 3 people to be performed properly, and is very similar to ass to mouth.

"I'm willing to bet thatguidowill be tossing the pee-pee salad with his roommates when he gets home."

Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad by CMDSEFEL March 31, 2009