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1. breakfast pee
break-fast pee (brekfahst)

n. vulgar, yet humerous

1. The first urination of the morning, usually lasting between one and six minutes. Rivaling that of the Austin Powers post-thaw piss, or the Ogre from Revenge of The Nerds II piss.
I just took a 5 minute breakfast pee this morning, I didn't know I drank that much!
by Judge Smails December 02, 2005
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