Mateo

He is not a smart kid. Always doing sexual jokes but he is not mature enough to be in date. He is the clown of the class but can be really annoying. Be careful he can hate you for no reason. Is a nice guy to hang out sometimes because can make you laugh all day long. He is not a really handsome man.

Mateo is and will always be stupid
Mateo is so funny

by 1023947856290834765 February 28, 2019

Unsolicited Material

any resume, written manuscript, or similar demonstration of work deemed unacceptable by corporate standards

We do not accept any solicited materials from third party sources.

by Percy April 20, 2003

tua mater

tua mater is Latin for "your mom"

tua mater tam magna est ut ea circum domo sedeat (Your mom is so fat, she sits around the house.)

by Cymensen November 26, 2003

Omar Mateen

NRA-Sucking Muslim who slaughtered 49 LGBT people and injured 53 others at the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, Florida. Making it the biggest shooting in American history. Islamic extremism at its best.

"Yo dude, wanna hit the club?"

"No man, I might get killed by another Omar Mateen..."

by RayFruit January 18, 2017

loser material

basically everything that losers are made of.

fukin any losers.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by alfred October 9, 2004

matey

a derogatory term used by mostly ageing cougars who think they can pull better than whats in front of them. In this circumstance it is regarded as an insult considering the person who says it is most likely A: 40 something with a hallway vagina, or B: really fat. However the same word used in a sentence by a pirate or bikie with a beard is actually a colloquial form of communication among mateys.

shopkeep lady: what can i get you matey?
me: matey? bitch you better check your fucken respect levels, fuck you, you old bitch i'll buy my smokes at the tabbacconist.

pirate: arr matey we are gunna rape and pillage til our dicks fall off from inventing stds.
me: cheers bro

by pickleton hater February 26, 2011

Mateleska

a sarcastic person. it is hard to tell when this person is being serious. he is also often on crutches due to being a dumbass and jumping down stairs

Bro 1: hey will you do my homework for me?

Bro 2: Yea i love doin other peoples shit for them.

Bro 1: Your such a Mateleska

by your moms fuck buddy September 28, 2009