v-jay-jay

What Opra has named her vagina. It saves her the embarressment of actually saying "vagina". It is also something her long-time boyfriend, Stedman, hasn't seen in a while.

Opra's v-jay-jay prabably smells like moldy Stedman, and is filled with cobwebs.

by Shalitania Owens August 15, 2007

dee jay

Alternative spelling of DJ, used by morons that are unaware DJ is an abbreviation of disc jockey, and for some reason believe the "word" needs to be spelled out phonetically.

Did you read about dee jay ahy em?

You mean DJ AM, you moron? Of course I have! He's a legend!

by GAWII April 26, 2009

gay jay

Pretty boy man-bitch that spends more time making himself look pretty than a women and paints his nails. A person that acts like a fourteen year old girl.

yo quit acting like a gay jay.

by blackone September 16, 2005

The Jay

A cock slap followed by ejaculation in the female's eye... followed with a quick apology and a good laugh.

She was giving me head, and I hit her with The Jay... It was awesome, but she got mad becasue I wouldn't stop laughing.

by Jay December 10, 2004

Double Blue Jay

This is a highly secretive situation. A very sensitive issue that needs to be kept on the down low. Anything that can be described as covert can be considered a Double Blue Jay.

Dude don't ask me about that it's a real double blue jay!

by kazooka June 4, 2008

oprah's va jay jay

N. Term coined by Oprah herself on her show but made famous by Joel McHale on "The Soup." Refers to the slang term Oprah uses for her own genitalia. The term can be used to refer to the ballsiness of female executives, or to Oprah's actual vagina.
Synonyms: "Mingey" (as seen on the classic episode of South Park called "A Million Little Fibers" which parodied Oprah's crotch and ass.)

1. Jen: "You think you can make partner at your law firm, Shakronda?"
Shakronda: "Hell, yes ... my brilliant briefs and my Oprah's va jay jay will take me right to the top!"

2. Oprah (swinging on a bungee chord harness) "My va jay jay is painin' !! "

by Skip O'Potamus November 17, 2007

old bay jay

When you powder up your manhood with some Old Bay right before you catch the bop from a sexy lady, then watch her reaction when she tastes the tasty goodness of Old Bay on your meat. You know shes from MD if she doesnt stop lickin your lollipop.

I caught that bitch by surprise last night when I made her give me an Old Bay Jay, her eyes popped open with pleasure and she went at it like pro all night long.

by N8daGreat September 22, 2007