beating the dead goat 

jering it right after u just jerked it

"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."

beating the dead goat by General Schwartzkopf January 13, 2008

Hot as a Three Peckered Billy Goat 

Some one or something over excited, agressive, or very attractive.

That girl is hot as a three peckered billy goat.

Hot as a Three Peckered Billy Goat by Tim Mullen January 27, 2010

Fuck a Goat 

Just something random to say to break an awkward silence or just to say to make things random

person 1 : whats up?
person 2 : playing video games. you?
Person 1 : nothing much
person 2 : ...fuck a goat

Fuck a Goat by a dude... uh yeah that dude July 14, 2011

horny goat weed 

you take goat poops and dry them and smoke that shit uppp, and it gives you the craziest erection youve ever had!! youll be fuckin cars after you smoke this shit!

my mom smoked this horny goat weed she found in my dresser and she got a boner bigger than mine!

horny goat weed by jamiefaith March 24, 2008

Skullfucked with a goat 

Somewhat in relation to regular skullfucking, the popular pasttime of many men. This version involves picking up a rather large male goat and ramming it through your unfortunate friends eye socket. This may result in serious injury or death, but who the fuck cares...ITS SKULLFUCKING WITH A FUCKING GOAT!

Male 1: "Dude, did you hear about Tina?"

Male 2: "No man, what happenned?"

Male 1: "She died this weekend, man. It was pretty terrible. See, all her friends are over there crying for her."

Male 2:"Dude, how bad was it?"

Male 1: "She got skullfucked with a goat man! They are still pulling it out!"

Male 2: "What should we do about her friends?"

Male 1: "Well, theres a goat farm about 2 miles down the road..."

Skullfucked with a goat by Josiah Munger October 5, 2006

The GOAT 

A nicknamed used for American Hip Hop artist Kendrick Lamar. It means "Greatest Of All Time" and was bestowed on Kendrick following his 2017 release of DAMN.

When asked if Kendrick Lamar was good, God said "Kendrick? Oh, he's the GOAT nigga"

The GOAT by YouThotYouWasCorrect April 15, 2017

fanny goat (FG) 

a person who munches on pussy

he was a fanny goat 2 her
and gave her a b j in return

fanny goat (FG) by dish dash & mish mash October 20, 2003