Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher

A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.

Can I get a peach drink?

“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
“Of course; $7”

Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023

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Fiji Fruit Salad

When a blonde Asian female eats a rare Fiji mango. Afterwards, decides to make her male friend a bowl of Fruit Salad with the rare fruit. When she gets to his house, she lays down the bowl and starts to give her male friend a blow-job. Then she proceeds to throw up the chunks of fruit and it mixes with his semen and by mistake he eats it thinking it was the Fruit Salad.

Lin- "How did last night with Yao go?"
Sue Chin- "Alright, but towards the end he was acting funny!"
Lin- "What do you mean?"
Sue Chin- "Well, im not quite sure he liked my Fiji Fruit Salad."

Fiji Fruit Salad by Free Willy 2 October 9, 2008

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stone-fruit

a term describing someone who has an over-the-top reaction to small annoyances. also known as apricot-boy.

Oh my god why are you such a stone-fruit???

stone-fruit by hottest_eddie_45 May 15, 2008

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Chilean Fruit-cup

The harvesting of Himalayan fruit flies on a foreign ground.

These flies are put in small cups where a combination of chimpanzee, mountain gorilla, and green iguana ejaculate fluid is poured in with them. Before the semen hardens, workers include their own special sauce with the mix.

The cups are left baking in the sun for 72 hours. After, the cups are shipped to Old World countries for the poor, native children to consume.

Let's send some Chilean Fruit-Cups to less fortunate children.

Chilean Fruit-cup by onoxasama March 15, 2010