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Chilean Fruit-cup 

The harvesting of Himalayan fruit flies on a foreign ground.

These flies are put in small cups where a combination of chimpanzee, mountain gorilla, and green iguana ejaculate fluid is poured in with them. Before the semen hardens, workers include their own special sauce with the mix.

The cups are left baking in the sun for 72 hours. After, the cups are shipped to Old World countries for the poor, native children to consume.
Let's send some Chilean Fruit-Cups to less fortunate children.
Chilean Fruit-cup by onoxasama March 15, 2010