Clop flop

When you're masturbating to My Little Pony porn but death grip halfway through.

My friend died because he did a clop flop

by lestigtrippy December 14, 2025

pop in flop

When pop the tip of your genitalia out then flop the rest out

grandpa just done a pop in flop

by Whorebitch1234 February 26, 2009

brewer's flop

An inability to obtain and/or maintain an erection, as a result of an over-consumption of alcohol.

Almost got head of that blonde bird last night. Shame brewer's flop killed my chances.

by robbo6124 July 28, 2010

Virgin belly flop

Falling vagina first while skimboarding.

Girl 1: You okay?
Girl 2: No!

Girl 1: What happened?
Girl 2: I fell flat on my cunt!
Girl 1: OHHH!! Virgin belly flop!!! OUCH!!

by grandpooba October 3, 2011

flick and flop

The act of a female masterbating then taking a nap.

Nick calls Reanna and woke her up from a nap. When Nick inquires why Reanna sounds so sleepy, Reanna replies sorry I just flick and flopped.

by ohwell December 31, 2013

cranking the flop

Masturbating With a half-erect member

Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.

by BadWolfxMYQx June 3, 2014

Flippy da Flop

When you get your girlfriend/boyfriend to make a sandwich and slap your genitalia with it to make you cum.

Hey man! Last night I got my girlfriend to Flippy da Flop me last night.

by AVGF Sgt at Arms July 10, 2014