Alpha Dong

The biggest dong out of the group of dongs

Riley Deihl has the alpha dong

by SomeViagra March 20, 2019

Wang dong

Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage or wreck what someone is doing in their device while yelling wang dong.

*Wacks random keys on someone’s keyboard* “WANG DONG”

by AvzWasTaken November 3, 2022

dong

A bong (weed pipe thing) that is shaped like a penis. D(ick B)ong.

1: Yo check out this cool dong! shows weed pipe
2: Hey that's not a penis! Or wait, is it?
1: It can be if you're brave... and it smokes weed. Two in one!

by Waddlez#3121 October 12, 2022

dong dragger

Is surfer slang for a boogie boarder, who doesn't have marbles big enough to actually surf. Spends the day on the water dragging his junk behind his cute little board.

Bro, I can't surf next to a dong dragger who is out here where he isn't supposed to be.

by Surfermatt November 16, 2013

dong kong

its a face of donkey kong but (cringey)

dong kong loool

by soouc June 3, 2019

dong

1. A sound effect used generally to describe the sound of hitting a gong, or any resonating metal object.

2. Slang for a male penis.

1) "When I hit the bell, it went dong!"

2) "Boi you've got the biggest fuckin dong I've ever seen"

by bigdonghaver November 6, 2017

mcding dong

person who is idiotic, or doesn't use common sense.

Hey Mcding dong you need to stop fucking the cat.

by fuckmedaddywithyourlongdong November 18, 2017