touching davenorte

The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.

She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.

by Hunk Royal October 29, 2017

BIG DAVE

The American friend that doesn't understand British humour.

DR. GUCE is Big Dave

by I AM DR GUCE November 19, 2017

Hunter/Dave

Big old lefty that enjoys eating a bag ole bag of dicks.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.

I love being right even though I'm left.
Because im Hunter/Dave

by The left sucks May 17, 2018

Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.

Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.

by Fort Dave June 1, 2018

a Dave story

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.

Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.

by Mecachis June 2, 2018

Later Dave

The new “Bye Felicia”

This is said when you don’t give a fuck about the person.

“K guys. I gotta run.”
“Later Dave”
“What?”
“Fuck off, dude.”

by Th3lok June 7, 2018

getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.

I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.

by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018