black water

when you have diarrhea so bad that it feels like you are pissing out of your asshole, then you look in the toilet and it looks like the black hole.

Chuck: "Are you pissing in there man, what's taking you so long?"
Frostbite: "No dude, i got me a big helpin of black water, damn those chimichangas!"

by theo huxtable April 20, 2004

Tap Water

The Process of Turning your Girl and or Women upside down and vomitting into her ass hole and or Vagina and then shaking it up for good mixture and pouring it into yours or your sleeping friends mouth.

Bro you wanna drink some tap water?!

by PENGUIN FAMILY!!!!!! June 22, 2010

Water Buffalo

When a guy with a really long, dirty beard performs oral sex on a female with a particularly wet vagina, then lifts his head and resembles a water buffalo emerging from a lake or river with water streaming down the coarse facial hair.

"Last night I water buffaloed some chick, and she asked me to wring out my beard into a glass. It filled an entire Hoffbrau beer stein. Want a taste?"

by THE Water Buffalo April 11, 2012

water babies

When you wack it in the shower the sperm then becomes known as water babies

I just made some Water Babies

by Duke April 28, 2003

ice water

a great wu-tang raised rap group.

ice WATER

by lucifer April 11, 2004

Water melon

A food usually accompanied with fried chicken, and usually eaten by black people.

DAYUM NIGGA, I'Z BE NEEDINZ SOME WATER MELON.

by kitkahtz April 2, 2009

water is not wet

WATER IS NOT WET YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

Emery: Water is wet
Elizabeth: No it’s not u retard. Who the fuck told you water is wet?
Emery: My mommy

Elizabeth: Water is not wet your mom is wrong

by EmeryIsWrong February 7, 2018