human tree dart

Is when a person rides on a motorcycle (sport/crotch rocket style) and is involved in a vehicle crash. As a result of the crash the rider flies like a dart through the air with an enough speed and force to stick into a tree like a dart. 99% of the time the motorcycle rider is killed on impact with any solid surface.

A human tree dart is person that is riding on a sport/crotch rocket style motorcycle is involved in a vehicle crash. They hit with such force the rider is thrown from the bike flying through the air like a dart. When the rider hits a solid object after being thrown from the motorcycle they stick on a tree or other solid object like a dart sticks on a dart board.

by lead dog millionaire October 04, 2013

tree surgeon banter

Tree Surgeon Banter is a form of comical mocking and sarcasm used by those working in the arboricultural sector. Based strongly on innuendo and euphemisms. A facebook group with over 2500 members has been established in support of this unique type of banter.

I just love the way you've trimmed my bush - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter

by thetruthsayer June 09, 2015

Tree bark Donut

When you go to 7-11 and buy whatever donut looks good.

"Oh darn I purchased a Tree bark Donut."

"This donut tastes like tree bark."

by Ricky Dump March 02, 2009

Peach Tree Dish

A word used by Georgian senators to describe what Bill Gates' artificial hamburger meat is made in.

Man, that burger was so bad, it tasted like it was grown in a Peach Tree Dish.

by The Phantom of the Sky June 13, 2022

Paper VS Tree

A piece of poop

Jordan: That Noah is such a paper vs tree!

by Noah Trahar August 13, 2017

The tree trunk maneuver

The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”

“Did you pull the tree trunk maneuver on Jenny?”
“Yeah, but she got scared and shit herself.”

by Kanye motherfucking west April 05, 2021

white christmas tree

When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.

-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.

-At least you dont have any dingleberries.

by The dick duo February 09, 2018