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dick-book

It's like a chick-book, but for guys. It is a very guy-ish book that has to do with a lot of guy stuff. It is something you will see most teenage guys reading.
Kyle: What are you reading?
Kayla: Boys R Us.
Kyle: Sounds like a chick-flick to me.
Kayla: No, a chick-flick is a movie.

Kyle: Then whats the book definition?
Kayla: I don't know, search it up.
Kyle: Got it! It's a chick flick in book form. Books thats usually attract girls aged 12-16.
Kayla: Thanks for sharing! So does that mean your reading a dick-book?

Kyle: A what?
Kayla: You know, it's like a chick-book but since your a guy, its a dick-book. It usually attracts boys aged 13-17
by spiderhaterrrr October 13, 2010
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booking manager

Someone who manages a team of DJs and Producers. Someone who works on the business side in the electrinic music industry and is responsible for booking the talent for nightclubs.
"If you want to book a DJ for this night you will have to call the booking manager"
by Chelsea Carrington October 27, 2005
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Book Tease

"Oh shit, its the cops. BOOK TEASE"
by Shadurr May 31, 2009
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Book

(Insult)

Calling someone a book means that they are easily obtainable and manipulatable. Can be used as a term to call someone a slag/man slag
Person 1: Omg Becky is such a book!
Person 2: Omg I know. She’s always got lads on her.

Person 3: No guys, Matt is more of a book than Becky
by Kentucky-Fried-Nisha May 29, 2019
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Book

A book is something that absolutely destroys every fabric of your soul; it crushes you mentally and still makes you fall in love with it.
'This book is fantastic!' Josh told to his friend. Sabrina was confused. 'You were just crying about it?' Josh had a tear falling down his cheek. 'What's your point?'
by oh god im dead January 25, 2022
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Book

A book is a thing either you will hate or love. beware.
I have to read a whole book by tomorrow! I HATE BOOKS!!!!

OMIGODTHISMANGAISSOAMAZINGILOVEIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Oldest Book in The Tree

By Throbert Buster

Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"
Thats literally The Oldest Book in The Tree bro.
by Ignacio DriverbeerLluchalatore February 19, 2025
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