log splitter

peircing that bridges the two butt cheeks, splitting the turd as one poops.

Dear sir, is that a log splitter in the crack of your hiney?

by turd masher July 2, 2006

slitty

(1) Of or relating to slits
(2) Describes a woman whose slit is more regularly used than is considered normal or usual

(1) Wow, look at that slit. It sure is slitty.
(2) No, don't even think about it. That chick is as slitty as a slit on speed.

by sandraw stevenson November 23, 2004

Slit eye

When smoking weed makes your eyes look heavy, tired and blood shot.

Gem, you have well bad slit eye.

by nikki1234 August 14, 2010

Pussy slit

The best part of the pussy. The slit running down the middle of the pussy that a guy sticks his dick in and what a woman pisses from.

I can see her pussy slit.

by The Fury 13 January 4, 2011

Wig Splitter

To do something so amazing that people can not even believe what they have just seen!

The Adrenalineboyz motorcycle stunt team just split my wig with that awesome stunt!

Matt Flora is a wig splitter!

by Adrenalineboyz lover April 7, 2009

splite

The tendency of someone or something. The behaviors of someone or something.

He was shocked by the splites of modern humanity.
(He was shocked by the ways of modern humanity.)

Your splites are unjust.
(Your tendencies are unjust.)

by Joey Kahuna October 14, 2009

splits

Percentage of money received in a deal

Just renegged that contract and now my splits lookin good

by ableezy December 1, 2011