Sloppy Gobstopper

When you are receiving oral sex and the persono on the giving end coughs up large quantities of mucus

"She gave me a sloppy gobstopper last night, it was dummy lit"

by Patriquee von seiddit May 7, 2018

Sloppy Tomato

When you're ready to go down on a woman and you stick your head in the vagina while on her period.

"Bro, I slopped a tomato left right and center on my girl lastnight, it was amazing!"

Sloppy Tomato

by Sit on my face plis March 15, 2018

Sloppy Snorkel

When a female sucks on your cock while your whole body is submerged in water besides your cock and nose. The cock is the snorkel.

John had to goto the hospital because Hailey gave him Sloppy Snorkel.

by Billy Bong May 16, 2018

Sloppy Dixon

To give an extremely messy blow job. Usually under a desk or in a public shower.

My wife gave me a sloppy dixon at work when she came to see me during lunch break.

I saw ol boy giving coach Rob a sloppy dixon when I walked into the showers after football practice.

by X3Trickster July 6, 2018

Sloppy John

A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.

We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.

by jakestl July 6, 2018

sloppy maple

When you ejaculate in maple syrup and eat it with your pancakes

I made some sloppy maple yesterday it had a little of a salty taste to it

by OrdinaryDrew July 16, 2018

Sloppy Maple

When you're about to cum, you grab a maple syrup bottle, and squirt it all over her face, while you cum inside of her.

"There's something sticky on her face."
"Yeah, I gave her a sloppy maple last week."

by Pete O' Phile July 16, 2018