A blowjob in which the mans penis is so large it makes the girl cough up blood. However, she keeps sucking until the man cums. The blood and cum are super sloppy! The woman will also most like salivate and drool a lot, making it slobby.
by Cool Dude Orange October 12, 2019
when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"
Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.
by Beaner McWeiner March 18, 2006
The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.
by Moistmaster March 14, 2017
When you are having sexual intercourse you ejaculate on to you're partners chin then you’re partner inhales you’re semen then you urinate on to you’re partners nipples this will cause yore partner to have a granny fit. You will then get worried and bake some waffles and massage them on to her buttocks, this will revive her and take a dump on to her nose this will make her go "yes"
by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009
Its a girl who walks around that thinks she's the shit... Yet when she turns around she got a fat ass with cottage cheese dimples all over....
LOok at that chix right there damn she looks like she got a fat booty!
GIRL turns around......
EWWW thats a sloppy booty bitch !!
Or: damn did u see that chix lina? I can't wait to see her in sweat pants...
Lina comes out in sweat pants..... Blat!! All over the floor! that's a unexpected sloppy booty bitch!!!
GIRL turns around......
EWWW thats a sloppy booty bitch !!
Or: damn did u see that chix lina? I can't wait to see her in sweat pants...
Lina comes out in sweat pants..... Blat!! All over the floor! that's a unexpected sloppy booty bitch!!!
by jaoni :) November 01, 2011
A nomadic male, around the age of 23, that is native to Middle America but rarely seen there. Most often seen in coastal regions surfing, chasing Siberian Huskies, or mumbling about politics.
by Anonymous September 01, 2003
Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.
Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.
by MereMoneyWitAPony42069GangGang May 26, 2019