The most unemployed person alive. She's super scared of job applications and only plays Minecraft or rocket league.
by Professor Thawne December 18, 2025
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by Sparticini Hokmojama January 5, 2010
Get the Dinero Ranchero mug.Pulling a 'Rachel' involves consuming enough alcohol to dissolve all moral values and exiting a party, only to re-enter, and plant a smooch on the first male figure in the room. Then, later actually fall in love with this lucky man and live happily ever after.
"She sure pulled a rachel last night, she lip-locked the first boy she saw--thankfully they married after"
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Get the a rachel mug.A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.
"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"
"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013
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Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.
Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.
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