pat robertson

A man with one thumb in the bible and the other up the ass.

Religion has certainly gotten out of hand.

by Dacteur February 5, 2005

Roberto

A Roberto is simply an awesome person who everyone can not help but like. It is only a pleasure to meet a Roberto once in you're life so consider yourself lucky if you do. Robertos are well know for their sensibility and most of all, their exponentially increasing swagger. Enjoy every second you have with this BAMF

Person 1: So yeah, I was walking by and i met a guy named Roberto, he was--

Person 2: WHOA! you met a Roberto! So swag!

by rad23 November 15, 2009

pat robertson

Complete retard.

There's Pat spouting off about how great Christianity is, and how other religions are just garbage.

by Troy January 6, 2004

Roberts Grundmanis

The most hot guy ever on this planet, he has a big dick and loves girls. He is hella sexy and every girl has a crush on him

Oh look there is Roberts Grundmanis, the one with a big dick

by the best person ever aka god April 29, 2019

mr roberts neighborhood

The area in which Mr. Gary Roberts, an NHL hockey player for the Pittsburgh Penguins, will be found for the majority of the hockey game.

In Mr. Roberts neighboorhood, scoring and asskickings are common.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Chris Neil skate into mr roberts neighborhood?
Person 2: Yeah, he got his head cut off with a skate.

by Gary Roberts April 16, 2008

Jon Roberts

A smart,ruthless,successful and ballsy Cocaine Importer based in Miami Florida during the late nineteen seventies and ninety eighties. He used many people to help his operation and didn't take shit from anyone except his girlfriend Toni Moon. He was busted only because another cocaine importer he teamed up with got busted (Max Mermelstein.)

Jon Roberts:The government hired me to bring guns into Nicuragua to help the freedom fighters. Idecided that it would be risky to bring cocaine on their air-crafts.
Everyone he tells this to: Nuh-uh you're full of shit.
Jon Roberts: *pulls up old news paper article and baffles person/people*

by Fascinated Spirit March 20, 2013

charlotte roberts

a great makeup artist and the most beautiful human being in the world, she's known for the amazing makeup looks she post on her tiktok @charlottelooks

a: do you know charlotte roberts?
b: yeah, i've seen her looks, she's so talented!

by cherrieschar September 5, 2020