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Tom Roberts

This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.
I'm very bored, I might attempt the Tom Roberts tonight.
by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022
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Robert

Robert's dick issoRobert
by qerty345 August 31, 2023
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Robert

I love him. My days get 100 times better when he talks to me. I love how he talks to me and calls me funny things that I don’t laugh at that moment but when I leave school I am practically crying laughing. When I joke around with my friend, he always comes in at the most random time to say something about ME. I love Robert. I would do ANYTHING (I mean anything) for him. I’m sure he doesn’t like me back. But if he did, we would get married and jump off a bridge together.
If anyone else likes Robert, (which I’m sure someone does) I will ruin their entire life.
I would do anything for Robert
by MelonCee November 9, 2022
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Robert Sixteenth

A financial staffing firm that never replies
I applied to a job at Robert Sixteenth
by D Flawless December 2, 2021
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Robert

Quite a nerd 🤓 perchance 🤓. I bet you couldn't define Robert ☝️🤓.
Dominic: A nerd?
Leo: Must be Robert 😮 💨.
by LuckyLeo1111 November 20, 2023
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Robert

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This dude Robert had a massive cock
by Duckshrbrbfn November 23, 2021
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