is a manufactured person, someone that is acting like someone they're not. Since Jesus Christ had no children, calling someone a Jesus Child is referring to them as a fake.
by Big Brother D July 23, 2009
Get the Jesus Child mug.A Jesus girl is someone who likes to stare (maddog) at her coworkers. A girl who supposeably follows the law and rules of Jesus. Some who attends church religiously.
by E-40 October 19, 2006
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WARNING: This drink improves your ability to talk to members of the opposite gender exponentially. It will take you to heaven, but be prepared to wake up in hell.
WARNING: This drink improves your ability to talk to members of the opposite gender exponentially. It will take you to heaven, but be prepared to wake up in hell.
"We had Purple Jesus at that Alpha Chi social last night, I slept with 2 sloots and made out with my best friend. The bartender said he's never seen such a blacked-out crowd by midnight"
"Purple Jesus took me to heaven last night, but it looks like I woke up next to Satan himself"
"Purple Jesus took me to heaven last night, but it looks like I woke up next to Satan himself"
by purpandred January 18, 2012
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A group who would rather put tacky fish emblems on their car, instead of read the book that is supposedly their be all end all.
People who claim to know more about the world because of their relationship with someone they know nothing about.
People obsessed with an image of piety, rather than actually being pious.
A group who would rather put tacky fish emblems on their car, instead of read the book that is supposedly their be all end all.
People who claim to know more about the world because of their relationship with someone they know nothing about.
People obsessed with an image of piety, rather than actually being pious.
Christians are ok, it's the Jesus Freaks that ruin things.
The stupid Jesus Freaks gave me another damn pamphlet.
I don't care if the Jesus Freaks think I'm going to hell, they're all idiots.
The stupid Jesus Freaks gave me another damn pamphlet.
I don't care if the Jesus Freaks think I'm going to hell, they're all idiots.
by CocoChannelonFOX April 17, 2011
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by yeahbod December 11, 2006
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Tom: Wow, Jon's a real Jesus Jerk.
Tom: Wow, Jon's a real Jesus Jerk.
by rockrangel January 13, 2011
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1) Propagating skewed and fundamentalist beliefs to the ignorant and uninitiated;
2) Making shitloads of money
1) Propagating skewed and fundamentalist beliefs to the ignorant and uninitiated;
2) Making shitloads of money
Yuppie Christian apologist shitheads force their halftarded children to listen to jesus rock in lieu of spending time with them.
by c0q_m1x3r July 13, 2004
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